Don't Drink and Drive, But Do Listen To This Song

I swear, the car was upside down when I got here….

Now, drinking and driving is very dangerous and should never be done. However, if somehow you get into a less than ideal situation and have to talk with a cop, just let Tommy Alverson help you out:

“I stepped into the woods for a midnight prayer, I do not know what went on when I was not here. That stop sign was in the hood when I bought this car, and the car was upside down when I got here”